Horoscope by Cubanito

Which cuban expression are you, according to your sign?

Aries

“TIENE MÁS ROLLO QUE PELÍCULA” (All Talk, No Trousers)

– You’re more talkative than a storyteller.
– You never tire of being stubborn.
– Your life is a never-ending adventure.

Libra

“DEJA LA MUELA” (Stop talking so much)

– Cuban expression for “Cut the Crap.” So Libra…
– Oh yes, I’m The Great Debater…
– You’re not a good loser, especially when it comes to board games.

Taurus

NO COJAS LUCHA QUE LA CAÑA ES MUCHA” (Don’t Worry, Be Happy)

– You’re concerned about others at all times.
– Hard-headed and dedicated.
– You’re very fond of maintaining traditions, and you even have a knack for hanging out clothes to dry.

Scorpio

“TERMINÓ COMO LA FIESTA DE GUATAO” (The party ended badly)

– Scorpios are usually involved if something doesn’t end well.
– That’s why you’re the zodiac’s most feared sign.
– Although you’d also give your life for a loved one.

Gemini

“AMANECIÓ CON EL MOÑO VIRAO” (I woke up in a bad mood)

– Siesta is one of your favourite words.
– You’re the basic ingredient of any party.
– Often accused of having hidden motives

Sagittarius

“DE BAJADA TODOS LOS SANTOS AYUDAN”

– Roughly translated as: “Everybody wants to ride with you in the limo, but who’s there to take the bus with you when the limo breaks down?” Sagittarius in a sentence.
– You always see the glass as full.
– You don’t like to show your emotions, but you’re very loyal.

Cancer

“TU NO ME CALCULA” (Don’t Mess With Me, You’ll Get Hurt)

– Don’t get involved with a Cancer without knowing what you’re getting into.
– You can’t stand feeling misunderstood, but it happens a lot.
– You love the phrase: “Everything was better in the past.

Capricorn

“ESTE CAMINA CON LOS CODOS” (Money’s Too Tight To Mention)

– A Cuban saying for tight-fisted.
– Your common sense is finely tuned.
– You’re charismatic and great listeners

Leo

“SE FORMÓ TREMENDO BELEBELE” (Mo Trouble, Mo Problems)

– The leader of the pack.
– You love being the centre of attention.
– When Leos party, they party hard.

Aquarius

¡ÑO! (NAH!)

– A short word that has a whole lot of meaning, used to express emotions from shock to surprise.
– You’re always straight up with people.
– You’d prefer to meditate than be caught up in the crowd

Virgo

“ME SACARON UN SABLE” (Tear you a new one)

– That’s what they say in Cuba when someone strongly criticises you, and nobody does this better than Virgos.
– Your bullshit detector is always on.
– You always strive for perfection.

Pisces

“SE QUEDÓ COMO LA NOVIA DE PACHECO” (All Dressed Up and Nowhere To Go)

– Very forgiving, even when it comes to being stood up.
– Is there a limit to patience? Not for Pisces.
– Your kindness has no limit.