Horoscope by Dorado

What Rock classic are you according to your sign?

Aries

LIKE A ROLLING STONE

– You’re always on the move, waiting to see how things pan out.
– Bob Dylan is a Gemini, but he’s got the whole Aries vibe locked down.
– “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

Libra

I LOVE ROCK & ROLL

– Addicted to intense emotions.
– You don’t go out much, but when you return, four days later, it’s with a duck under your arm.
– Experts in flirting.

Taurus

LOVE ME TENDER

– You love being cared for and pampered.
– Very much into lifelong relationships.
– You’re a bit out of style, so what?

Scorpio

LUST FOR LIFE

– Greed and envy will kill you.
– Bad reputation, but it’s no big deal.
– You like getting lost in Berlin’s darkest clubs dressed in a trench coat.

Gemini

DANCING IN THE DARK

– You’re the person who dances alone with a drink in your hand when the bar closes.
– Better accompanied than alone.
– Today is the best moment of your life, let’s see how things go tomorrow.

Sagittarius

SOY UN TRUHÁN SOY UN SEÑOR

– They give a good impression at first but be careful.
– You’re more of a rogue (truhán) than a gentleman (senor).
– More independent than Destiny’s Child.

Cancer

HEART OF GLASS

– Over-sensitive, you always have a tear in your eye.
– You’ll tell someone that you’ve been chopping onions, but you haven’t, honest…
– You’ll make a one-hit wonder or a concept album out of your dramas.

Capricorn

HEROES

– Proper heroes.
– You can’t stop doing business, even when sleeping.
– They tend to be that friend who’s always on somebody else’s boat in summer.

Leo

ROCK & ROLL STAR

– Born to be wild.
– You’re the one who NEVER takes off your sunglasses.
– Leo’s tell you to save photos of them because someday they’ll be famous.

Aquarius

GOOD VIBRATIONS

– Pretty damn cool people.
– You love getting carried away.
– Who brought me to this after-party? Where are we?

Virgo

SATISFACTION

– In Search of Perfection: THE MUSICAL.
– You get satisfaction from the little things in life, such as tidying the cupboard or having a cup of tea at sunset.
– Simple but complicated.

Pisces

HERE COMES THE SUN

– You love singing in the morning and drinking tea from Mr Wonderful mugs.
– You’re obsessed with the fine details
– They’re the ones who make you a continental breakfast when you’re hungover.